Wouldn't Hashut approve more of Red Bull?

Just submitted mine, knew vaguely what I wanted to write from the start but have been procrastinating over it until now.

Would have to be stirred not shaken.
Shaking a can of Red Bull would create a mess.  And I (personally) cannot stand the over-the-top-so-sweet stench of Red Bull.
IMO, Hashut does not / would not smell sweet.

Oh and Martinis?

Instructions: Freeze cocktail shaker full of ice. Freeze cocktail glass. Pour two shots of good gin and a capful of vermouth into shaker. Stir for as long as it takes to hum the primary theme from Flight of the Valkyries. Strain into glass. Brutalise a sliver of lemon rind (no pith) over the glass and chuck it in. Drink it before it's not-arctic. Feel civilised. Repeat once more.

No matter how Martini's I have, there isn't 'n' ain't any cool mojo in me.  And I iz certainly not civilized!
Though Brutalizing the lemon sounds fun.

And my wife is my priestess and my dwarf (she's shorter than me so technically I could say that. BUT I'm too scared too)

Name's Bond. Shaken, not stirred. At least one entry has been fashioned with urbane finesse and taste for drinks.

Abecedar, you should well be respectfully scared about saying such things to the missus.

Last day to enter, folks!

This post was last modified: 02-03-2016 08:17 PM by Admiral.

Ok. I'm in.  Now I can stop thinking.

Not yet - there's still the voting phase to come

Nah, That will be easy.  I counted four people saying they'd entered.
I just have to vote for everyone who is not me.

Ah, but not all entrants spill the beans that they've entered. Some are more of the Sneaky Git character, myself included.

This post was last modified: 02-04-2016 10:52 AM by Admiral.

OK, for now I will try not to think about that.