Uther the unhinged
Posts: 770 - Jun 2017
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RE: Golden Hat XXXII
Moderator of Hashut
(All tremble at his name)
Conclave of Sorcerors
Thank you for your recent letter. With reference to your query about the progress of project “Warrior”, I regret to inform you there has been some slippage in the proposed time scale. This has clearly raised some serious questions for the project manager, Igor Igorson. I have of course put Igor to these questions. This was a full and frank discussion and I feel the answers are probably best expressed in his own words:
“No.No. Please No.
The forge broke down
We could’nt get the parts.
There was a fire.
A plague of Locusts.
A terrible flood.
I swear to Hashut it wasn’t my fault!
Please put that down!”
Igor’s response have led me to carry out a root and branch review of our production systems. The reccomemdations of this review have been fully implemented. Therefore from today I willl be taken a personal role in the oversight of the project. The previous management team has been dismembered and replaced. I have installed a new and enthusiastic project manager, Igor Igorspawn (no relation).
These changes are fully expected to result in the project meeting our new demanding deadlines.
I hope this answers any queries or concerns you may have had.
Your Humble Servant
Uther the Unhinged
Sorceror Prophet of Hashut (all tremble at his name)
An AoS creation myth: http://www.chaos-dwarfs.com/forum/showth...?tid=17414
Uthers’ legions of Hashut: http://www.chaos-dwarfs.com/forum/showth...?tid=17110
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